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This is the master list. Sorry if I took forever to respond. I haven’t been on tumblr in some time.
Patty Hewes: the reason why buying a larger TV was absolutely necessary…The old one now serves as a dual computer monitor. She’s almost life-sized. It’s like Patty just threw her glass of bourbon into my FACE…
Now to re-watch every episode of Damages from beginning to end.
A poem I wrote about the ending of Damages and some graphics to illustrate.
This is perfection. I am at a loss for words as I stand in awe of the magnificence. (from Season 3, written by fictorium)
How does she DO that!?!?
…and by “that” I mean destroy it for every girl I date/will ever potentially date because I’ll always have her in the back of my mind, like a rating system, on a scale of 1 to Patty Hewes.
So uh, I made this Patty Hewes/Glenn Close PlayStation 3 Avatar…
Don’t judge me…
I finally organized and posted all of my Patty/Ellen fan fictions onto fanfiction.net. I hope you all like them. More to come!
LOL I love you guys! You kill me with the cheese cracker comments. I think we should definitely make the cheese cracker rating system official!! Thank you so much I’m really happy you enjoyed it.
THIS STORY IS RATED-R
“This has to stop,” she thinks to herself while the memories of every moment she’d ever stood behind as the young woman walked away begin playing in her mind. She stands silently watching Ellen climb the stairs and then finally disappear through the doorway. While slowly collecting her things and grabbing her briefcase, she shakes away the memory of Ellen’s voice the last time she said it:
“Goodbye, Patty.”
Glenn Close has a particular way of behaving with females that is simply torturous to the common lesbian observer…
I approached her and we spoke for a few minutes. I don’t remember any details of our conversation. Afterward, I asked her if I could take a photo with her. While standing there posing and waiting for the picture to be taken, she suddenly decided to pick me up and pose for the picture while cradling me in her arms. I suppose she thought it would be funny, which it was, and we started laughing hysterically. I woke up as soon as the picture was taken.
Damages TV Series Summation - Muse, ‘Madness’ from pattyhewesbian on Vimeo.
“DAMAGES”
A SUMMATION OF SEASONS 1-5, FROM PATTY HEWES’ PERSPECTIVE
Created in celebration of the finale of one of the greatest shows ever made.
-by Mary/Seduced With Bourbon
Lyrics by Muse, “Madness”
(Mu-mu-mu-mad-mad-mad)
I… I can’t get these memories out of my mind.
And some kind of Madness,
Has started to evolve.
And I… I tried so hard to let you go.
But some kind of Madness,
Is swallowing me whole, yeah.
I have finally seen the light.
And I… have finally realized,
what you mean.
And now, I need to know is this real love,
Or is it just Madness,
Keeping us afloat?
And when I look back, at all the crazy fights we’ve had,
It’s like some kind of M-m-madness,
Was taking control, yeah.
And now I have finally seen the light,
And I… have finally realized,
What you need.
But now I have finally seen the end,
And I’m… not expecting you to care,
But I… have finally seen the light,
And I… have finally realized,
(I NEED TO LOVE)
Come to me,
Just in a dream,
Come on and rescue me.
Yes, I know, I can be wrong,
But maybe you’re too head-strong.
Our love is…
(Mu-mu-mu-mad-mad-mad Madness)
